One tree

What can one tree do?

One tree can weigh over 2 tons
One tree can fall down
One tree can fall onto 4 other trees and partially knock them down
One tree can flatten a chicken tractor
One tree can crush a chicken waterer
One tree can squish 2 chickens in a chicken tractor
One tree can fall on top of an electric fence and short it out
One tree can allow the cows to get into the corn
One tree can allow the sheep into the garden
One tree can piss off a farmer
One tree can upset a farmers wife
One tree can cause a city dwelling grandfather to do farm work
One tree to make a bunch of little kids miss going to town to see Up!
One tree can make a farm wife run to tractor supply
One tree can make a women cry
One tree can allow more sunlight into the pasture
One tree can provide a lot of tasty leaves for cows and sheep to nibble on
One tree can be chipped up into bedding
One tree can make some great firewood
One tree could fall when no one is near and everyone is safe.

~ by Robin on June 18, 2009.